Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
(via ofjusitns)
what if when you fall asleep it’s actually you dying for a set amount of hours and then your brain’s just like “bro hmu with some life” ?????
(via andallthatfunstuff)
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
(via purdyparanoia)
